Yesterday, I saw a car. An old car. An old beat up car. And old beat up, dirty, smoke-spewing, bastard of a car. And on this car, there were rims. Bright. Shiny. Clearly expensive platinum colored Rims. Now as I watched this car drive past me down the street I had to stop myself from jumping out of my own ride and yelling "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ROLLING IN A CAR WITH RIMS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE WHOLE DAMN CAR!!!!!" Yep. I held that in. And I simply thought to myself; aren't we past this? Didn't pimp my ride get canceled? Didn't Jay-z already set a new trend and make rims lame? Don't we know that rims are a poor investment? Shit, don't we have taste?
Anyway, don't let this happen to you: